If you’re looking for quotes to give you a good laugh while being completely inspired, then Shrek the ogre has got your back.

Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes

The endearing and hilarious animated character was written with wit and quirkiness in mind, so he’s not afraid to say what’s on his mind, whether he’s insulting his friends or singing along to Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

When you’re feeling down or stressed out, Shrek quotes are the perfect way to lift your spirits, even if it’s just for five minutes at a time.

These Shrek quotes have become popular amongst all Shrek fans, young and old alike, making them some of the funniest inspirational quotes of all time!

Check out these 28 of the funniest and most inspirational Shrek quotes!

Shrek Quotes about Problems

Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with me. ―Shrek

Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think. ―Shrek

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. ―Shrek, Shrek Quotes,

Stubborn jackass! ―Shrek

Stubborn jackass!. ―Shrek, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

The stars don’t tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. ―Shrek

The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. ―Shrek, Best Shrek Quotes,

Shrek Quote on Privacy

What do I have to do get a little privacy? ―Shrek

What do I have to do get a little privacy? ―Shrek, Best Shrek Quotes

Really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you… ―Shrek

Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you... ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back. ―Shrek

Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

Quest? I’m already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. ―Shrek

Quest? I'm already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

The wedding! We’ll never make it in time. ―Shrek

The wedding! We'll never make it in time. ―Shrek, Best Shrek Quotes,

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Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. ―Shrek

Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

Funniest Shrek Quotes

They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast. ―Shrek

They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

You know, maybe there’s a good reason donkeys shouldn’t talk. ―Shrek

You know, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk. ―Shrek, Best Shrek Quotes,

Ogres are like onions! ―Shrek

Ogres are like onions! ―Shrek quotes

Don’t judge a book by its cover. ―Shrek

Don't judge a book by its cover. ―Shrek quotes

Better out than in, I always say. ―Shrek

Better out than in, I always say. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

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Best Quotes by the Donkey

You got that kind of I-don’t-care-what-nobodythinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. ―Donkey

You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobodythinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,

I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I’m a steed. ―Donkey

I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

Ohh! You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings. ―Donkey

Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings. ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,

Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. ―Donkey

Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

All right, all right. Don’t get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. ―Donkey

All right, all right. Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

I’m not a princess, I’m a damn donkey! ―Donkey

I'm not a princess, I'm a damn donkey! ―Donkey, shrek quotes,

Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something? ―Donkey

Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? ―Donkey, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

Please, don’t turn me in. I’ll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! ―Donkey

Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! - Donkey

Never fear, for where, there’s a will, there’s a way and I have a way. ―Donkey

Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way. ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,

Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. ―Donkey

Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

You can’t do this to me, Shrek. I’m too young for you to die. Keep you legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. Does anyone know the Heimlich? ―Donkey

Because that’s what friends do! They forgive each other! ―Donkey

Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other! ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,

I don’t want to rush into a physical relationship. ―Donkey

I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

Fear’s a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. ―Donkey

Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

Well, I ain’t gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek’s ugly 24-7. ―Donkey

What’s your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway. ―Donkey

What's your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway. ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,

It takes more than big muscles to be a hero. ―Donkey

It takes more than big muscles to be a hero. ―Donkey

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And my work here is done! ―Donkey

8 of the Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes

Best Quotes by Fiona

You just tell her she’s not your true love. Everyone knows what happens when you find your… ―Fiona

You just tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knows what happens when you find your... ―Fiona, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

Well, eat up. We’ve got a big day ahead of us. ―Fiona

Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us. ―Fiona, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,

Shrek Quotes You’d Love to Tweet

Don't ever underestimate the importance of having a best friend. ―Shrek Click To TweetReally, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you… ―Shrek Click To TweetOh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back. ―Shrek Click To TweetIt's all ogre now. ―Shrek Click To TweetDon't worry, I'm not going to hurt you… I'm just going to hurt you really, really bad. ―Shrek Click To TweetQuest? I'm already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. ―Shrek Click To TweetDon't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. ―Shrek Click To Tweet

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FAQs

What is the funniest Shrek quote?

Ogres are like onions! ―Shrek

What is the most inspirational Shrek quote?

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of having a best friend. ―Shrek

What is your favorite Shrek quote?

Don’t worry, I’m not going to hurt you… I’m just going to hurt you really, really bad. ―Shrek

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