If you’re looking for quotes to give you a good laugh while being completely inspired, then Shrek the ogre has got your back.
The endearing and hilarious animated character was written with wit and quirkiness in mind, so he’s not afraid to say what’s on his mind, whether he’s insulting his friends or singing along to Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
When you’re feeling down or stressed out, Shrek quotes are the perfect way to lift your spirits, even if it’s just for five minutes at a time.
These Shrek quotes have become popular amongst all Shrek fans, young and old alike, making them some of the funniest inspirational quotes of all time!
Check out these 28 of the funniest and most inspirational Shrek quotes!
Shrek Quotes about Problems
Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with me. ―Shrek
For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think. ―Shrek
Stubborn jackass! ―Shrek
The stars don’t tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. ―Shrek
Shrek Quote on Privacy
What do I have to do get a little privacy? ―Shrek
Really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you… ―Shrek
Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back. ―Shrek
Quest? I’m already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. ―Shrek
The wedding! We’ll never make it in time. ―Shrek
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Funniest Shrek Quotes
They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast. ―Shrek
You know, maybe there’s a good reason donkeys shouldn’t talk. ―Shrek
Ogres are like onions! ―Shrek
Don’t judge a book by its cover. ―Shrek
Better out than in, I always say. ―Shrek
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Best Quotes by the Donkey
You got that kind of I-don’t-care-what-nobodythinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. ―Donkey
I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I’m a steed. ―Donkey
Ohh! You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings. ―Donkey
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. ―Donkey
All right, all right. Don’t get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. ―Donkey
I’m not a princess, I’m a damn donkey! ―Donkey
Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something? ―Donkey
Please, don’t turn me in. I’ll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! ―Donkey
Never fear, for where, there’s a will, there’s a way and I have a way. ―Donkey
Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. ―Donkey
You can’t do this to me, Shrek. I’m too young for you to die. Keep you legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. Does anyone know the Heimlich? ―Donkey
Because that’s what friends do! They forgive each other! ―Donkey
I don’t want to rush into a physical relationship. ―Donkey
Fear’s a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. ―Donkey
Well, I ain’t gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek’s ugly 24-7. ―Donkey
What’s your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway. ―Donkey
It takes more than big muscles to be a hero. ―Donkey
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And my work here is done! ―Donkey
Best Quotes by Fiona
You just tell her she’s not your true love. Everyone knows what happens when you find your… ―Fiona
Well, eat up. We’ve got a big day ahead of us. ―Fiona
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What is the funniest Shrek quote?
Ogres are like onions! ―Shrek
What is the most inspirational Shrek quote?
Don’t ever underestimate the importance of having a best friend. ―Shrek
What is your favorite Shrek quote?
Don’t worry, I’m not going to hurt you… I’m just going to hurt you really, really bad. ―Shrek
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