If you’re looking for quotes to give you a good laugh while being completely inspired, then Shrek the ogre has got your back.
![Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Funniest-and-Most-Inspirational-Shrek-Quotes.jpg)
The endearing and hilarious animated character was written with wit and quirkiness in mind, so he’s not afraid to say what’s on his mind, whether he’s insulting his friends or singing along to Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
When you’re feeling down or stressed out, Shrek quotes are the perfect way to lift your spirits, even if it’s just for five minutes at a time.
These Shrek quotes have become popular amongst all Shrek fans, young and old alike, making them some of the funniest inspirational quotes of all time!
Check out these 28 of the funniest and most inspirational Shrek quotes!
Shrek Quotes about Problems
Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with me. ―Shrek
![Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Look-Im-not-the-one-with-the-problem.jpg)
For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think. ―Shrek
![For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. ―Shrek, Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/For-your-information-theres-a-lot-more-to-ogres-.jpg)
Stubborn jackass! ―Shrek
![Stubborn jackass!. ―Shrek, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Stubborn-jackass.jpg)
The stars don’t tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. ―Shrek
![The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. ―Shrek, Best Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/The-stars-dont-tell-the-future-Donkey.jpg)
Shrek Quote on Privacy
What do I have to do get a little privacy? ―Shrek
![What do I have to do get a little privacy? ―Shrek, Best Shrek Quotes](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/What-do-I-have-to-do-get-a-little-privacy.jpg)
Really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you… ―Shrek
![Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you... ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Really-its-rude-enough-being-alive-.jpg)
Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back. ―Shrek
![Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Oh-yeah-Well-if-I-treated-you-so-bad.jpg)
Quest? I’m already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. ―Shrek
![Quest? I'm already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Quest-Im-already-in-a-quest.jpg)
The wedding! We’ll never make it in time. ―Shrek
![The wedding! We'll never make it in time. ―Shrek, Best Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/The-wedding-Well-never-make-it-in-time..jpg)
Related: Best Eeyore Quotes
Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. ―Shrek
![Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Love-me-She-said-I-was-ugly-a-hideous-creature..jpg)
Funniest Shrek Quotes
They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast. ―Shrek
![They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Theyll-shave-your-liver.-Squeeze-the-jelly-from-your-eyes-.jpg)
You know, maybe there’s a good reason donkeys shouldn’t talk. ―Shrek
![You know, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk. ―Shrek, Best Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/You-know-maybe-theres-a-good-reason-.jpg)
Ogres are like onions! ―Shrek
![Ogres are like onions! ―Shrek quotes](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Ogres-are-like-onions.jpg)
Don’t judge a book by its cover. ―Shrek
![Don't judge a book by its cover. ―Shrek quotes](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Dont-judge-a-book-by-its-cover.-.jpg)
Better out than in, I always say. ―Shrek
![Better out than in, I always say. ―Shrek, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Better-out-than-in-I-always-say..jpg)
Related: Famous Grinch Quotes
Best Quotes by the Donkey
You got that kind of I-don’t-care-what-nobodythinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. ―Donkey
![You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobodythinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/You-got-that-kind-of-I.jpg)
I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I’m a steed. ―Donkey
![I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/I-hope-you-heard-that.jpg)
Ohh! You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings. ―Donkey
![Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings. ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Ohh-Youre-so-wrapped-up-in-layers-1.jpg)
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. ―Donkey
![Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Parfaits-may-be-the-most-delicious-thing-.jpg)
All right, all right. Don’t get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. ―Donkey
![All right, all right. Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/All-right-all-right.-Dont-get-all-slobbery.jpg)
I’m not a princess, I’m a damn donkey! ―Donkey
![I'm not a princess, I'm a damn donkey! ―Donkey, shrek quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Im-not-a-princess-Im-a-damn-donkey.jpg)
Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something? ―Donkey
![Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? ―Donkey, Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Do-you-think-maybe-hes-compensating-for-something.jpg)
Please, don’t turn me in. I’ll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! ―Donkey
![Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! - Donkey](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Please-dont-turn-me-in.-Ill-never-be-stubborn-again.jpg)
Never fear, for where, there’s a will, there’s a way and I have a way. ―Donkey
![Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way. ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Never-fear-for-where-theres-a-will.jpg)
Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. ―Donkey
![Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Oh-come-on-Shrek.-Wake-up-and-.jpg)
You can’t do this to me, Shrek. I’m too young for you to die. Keep you legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. Does anyone know the Heimlich? ―Donkey
Because that’s what friends do! They forgive each other! ―Donkey
![Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other! ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Because-thats-what-friends-do.jpg)
I don’t want to rush into a physical relationship. ―Donkey
![I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/I-dont-want-to-rush-into-a-physical-relationship..jpg)
Fear’s a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. ―Donkey
![Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. ―Donkey, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Fears-a-sensible-response-to-an-unfamiliar-situation..jpg)
Well, I ain’t gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek’s ugly 24-7. ―Donkey
What’s your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway. ―Donkey
![What's your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway. ―Donkey, Funniest Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Whats-your-problem-.jpg)
It takes more than big muscles to be a hero. ―Donkey
![It takes more than big muscles to be a hero. ―Donkey](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/It-takes-more-than-big-muscles-to-be-a-hero..jpg)
Related: Best Itachi Uchiha Quotes
And my work here is done! ―Donkey
![8 of the Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/And-my-work-here-is-done.jpg)
Best Quotes by Fiona
You just tell her she’s not your true love. Everyone knows what happens when you find your… ―Fiona
![You just tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knows what happens when you find your... ―Fiona, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/You-just-tell-her-shes-not-your-true-love.jpg)
Well, eat up. We’ve got a big day ahead of us. ―Fiona
![Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us. ―Fiona, Funniest and Most Inspirational Shrek Quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Well-eat-up.-Weve-got-a-big-day-ahead-of-us..jpg)
Shrek Quotes You’d Love to Tweet
Don't ever underestimate the importance of having a best friend. ―Shrek Share on XReally, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you… ―Shrek Share on XOh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back. ―Shrek Share on XIt's all ogre now. ―Shrek Share on XDon't worry, I'm not going to hurt you… I'm just going to hurt you really, really bad. ―Shrek Share on XQuest? I'm already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. ―Shrek Share on XDon't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. ―Shrek Share on XShrek Quotes with Images
Download Best Shrek Quotes
You can download this Best Shrek Quotes PDF for Free here.
FAQs
What is the funniest Shrek quote?
Ogres are like onions! ―Shrek
What is the most inspirational Shrek quote?
Don’t ever underestimate the importance of having a best friend. ―Shrek
What is your favorite Shrek quote?
Don’t worry, I’m not going to hurt you… I’m just going to hurt you really, really bad. ―Shrek
Conclusion
Thank you for taking the time to read this blog post!
I hope you found it enjoyable and informative.
If you liked this post, please share it with your friends or family.
Have a great day!
You can visit Dreamworks, the official website for the Shrek.