We’ve put together an epic list of our favorite quotes from the Kill Bill Vol 1 & Vol 2 movies that will inspire you to take on the world with confidence.
Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2 are arguably the most action-packed movies ever made, and it wouldn’t be too far off to say that the main character, The Bride (Uma Thurman), is one of the most badass female characters in film history.
Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill movies may be more than a decade old, but they’re still popular favorites among moviegoers. The films provide action, comedy, romance, and plenty of quotable lines.
Kill Bill movies are filled with classic lines and quotes that you’ll want to quote to your friends and family, including “You’re going to kill me? That’s so cute.”
It’s hard to pick just one quote as your favorite, but here are 99 of the best ones that will make you want to be just like The Bride when it comes time to take on the world.
Don’t be surprised if you start feeling like your quest to Kill Bill has just begun after you read these badass quotes from Kill Bill Vol 1 and Vol 2 movies.
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Top 44 Badass Kill Bill Quotes Vol 1
What do you need to know? I’m from Earth, I’m a woman, I’m dying, and only you can help me. ―The Bride
Weapon of choice? And if you want to stick with your butcher knife, I’m cool with that. ―The Bride
Oh. I’m quite positive you’re sorry, now. ―The Bride
You suppose correctly. ―The Bride
I don’t like that rubber band. It f**ks up my hair. ―Mr. Barrel
If I could go back in a machine I would, but I can’t. All I can tell you is I’m a different person now. ―Vernita
Four years old, aye. You know I once had a little girl. She’d be five right now. Maybe you two could of played with each other. ―The Bride
Don’t make me kill you. ―The Bride
You can relax for now. I’m not going to murder you in front of your daughter. ―The Bride
Thought that was pretty funny didn’t ya? Word of advice shithead, don’t you ever wake up. ―Elle
If you ever take your ass out of this Goddamn bed for as long as you f**kin live, I will beat you into the ground, bitch! ―Elle
He man, keep it down in there, I can hear your ass out here. ―Gerald
Tell me Mr. Barrel, why don’t you wear your Kato mask? Are you and iconoclast? ―The Bride
I might never of liked you. Point in fact I despise you. But that doesn’t suggest I don’t respect you. You were a master of a profession that’s most difficult to master. ―Elle
Well that’s a demonstration of Bill’s complete ignorance when it comes to the subject of me, and what I’m thinking, and what I might do. It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack, not rationality. ―The Bride
But still — nothing, except my aching heart over what she’s done to my beautiful and brilliant Sofie. ―Bill
I can tell you with no ego, this. is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut. ―Hanzo
Yeah, bullets are bad news. In the future, you should avoid them if you can. ―Nurse Owens
It was at that age, a half-Chinese, half-Japanese American Army brat witnessed the murder of her Master Sergeant father. And the rape, then murder of her mother at the hands of Japan’s most ruthless Yakuza boss, Boss Matsumoto. She swore revenge … luckily for her, Boss Matsumoto was a pedophile. ―The Bride
By twenty, she was one of the tip top of female assassins in the world. ―The Bride
Hart part’s over. Now let’s get these other piggies wiggling. ―The Bride
If you had to guess why she left you alive, what would be your guess? ―Bill
I do have a choice, and I’m choosing to call you. If you refuse to help me, I’ll die. And that will be your choice. ―The Bride
Really? Is that how you’d describe me to somebody if I wasn’t here? Yuki’s gorgeous? ―Yuki
I’ve done this, because philosophically I’m sympathetic to your aim. ―Hanzo
Bill said you were one of the best ladies he’d ever seen with an edged weapon. ―The Bride
Here’s the rules; Rule number one; no punchin ‘er. Nurse comes in tomorrow an she got ‘er a shiner – or less some teeth, jig’s up. So no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. And by the way, this little cunt’s a spitter – it’s a motor reflex thing but spit or no, no punchin. Now are we absolutely positively clear about rule number one? ―The Orderly
Attack me. With everything you have. ―The Bride
That’s being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of. ―Vernita
Oh by the way, not all the time, but sometimes this cunt’s cunt can get drier than a bucket of sand. If she dry, lube up with this and you’ll be goo to go. BON-APPETIT, gentlemen. ―The Orderly
Were you expecting me? ―The Bride
Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you. ―Elle
Look bitch, I need to know if you’re gonna start anymore shit around my baby girl! ―Vernita
This shit ain’t no peep show. Go out in the hall and I’ll let ya know when it’s your turn. ―Warren
Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest. And like a forest it’s easy to lose your way… to get lost… to forget where you came in. ―Hanzo
This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. Once it is mastered… Thou shall fear no one… Though the devil himself may bar thy way… ―Hanzo
… no more of that. I invented that truth serum. Once it entered your bloodstream, you no longer had a choice. ―Bill
Now after five years of beauty sleep I knew absolutely nothing about my enemies’ strengths weakness or whereabouts, But as fated by God vengeance would have it, I who knew nothing – knew one thing. As sure as God made little green apples… ―The Bride
If O-Ren was number one, unless she’s being tricky, Vernita Green will be number two. ―Bill
When engaged in combat, the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern… ―Hanzo
You ain’t too far away. You gonna bleed to death I get there in a half a hour? ―Nurse Owens
It all depends … When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? That’s about as long as I’ll wait. ―The Bride
Be that as it may, I know I do not deserve mercy or forgiveness. However, I beseech you for both on behalf of my daughter. ―Vernita
There’s cops all over here, I had to be cool. They tend to notice things like Negroes sneaking around people’s backyards. ―Nurse Owens
LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, what happened to you and the T.V. Room?
THE HOUSEWIFE: Oh, that good for nothin dog of yours, got his little ass in the living room and acted a damn fool, that’s what happened.
Top 55 Quotes From Kill Bill Vol 2
Never said “bye,” can’t seem to think of a reason to say, “hi.” ―Budd
Look at those eyes. This bitch is furious. You grab her feet, I’ll get her head. ―Budd
I wanna burn you down. When I’m through with you, you won’t have a pot to piss, or a window to throw it out of. You’ll thumb a ride out of L.A. wearing a barrel. ―Bill
That’s the title of my favorite soul song of the Seventies. ―Bill
In America white women call this the silent treatment. And we let’em think, we don’t like it. ―Budd
You tryin to tell me she cut her way through eighty-eight bodyguards ‘fore she got to O-Ren? ―Budd
The attentive audience members among you will have probably noticed, that all my kills have been straight up fights. ―The Bride
Yes, I’m an assassin. Yes I did come here to kill your sister. But I’m not gonna do that now. ―The Bride
You also know you’re going to have to defeat me. I can’t just give it to you, even though I want to. ―Bill
I was very sad. And that was when I learned, somethings once you do, they can never be undone. ―Bill
No. You’re not a bad person. You’re a terrific person. You’re my favorite person. ―Bill
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were trying to take my money, and I was trying to take yours. ―Bill
Then I’ll see you in the morning millionaire. ―Elle
That my dearest, all depends on you. Now remember, no backtalk, no sarcasm. ―Bill
I can put my hand through that at six inches. ―The Bride
To be replaced by a different fate. The embarrassing truth that you run a gutless game. I won’t forget it. I’m sure these gentlemen won’t forget it. I’m sure they’ll tell people who won’t forget it. And we won’t come back. If we don’t come back, you won’t get our money. Couple of weeks, you won’t have a game. ―Bill
You still fight better than you speak. Finally, a woman who understands what’s important. ―Pai Mei
You know baby, Mommy’s kinda mad at Daddy. ―Bill
So if you’re gonna kill me, now’s the time. ―The Bride
You got a big mouth, lucky boy. And the idea of taking everything you’ve won away, and sending you out the door with nothing but a red face, is so appealing to me, that I will take your bet. But… not with those dice. ―L.F.
Bet your sweet ass that don’t sting like a bitch. ―Budd
I am the product of three godfathers. Bill, Pai Mei, and Hattori Hanzo. Different teachers teach you different things. But one thing I learned from all three, was “in combat, the opponent that does the unexpected, can usually expect to be the victor.” ―The Bride
Caught him in a good mood, aye? ―The Bride
You may be stupid, but at least you ain’t bloody stupid. ―Budd
I didn’t come here to make friends. I came here to shoot a little crap. But then your boy over there hits me up for a two hundred dollar privilege to play fee. ―Bill
Well, now that you’ve had a nice, good cry, let’s figure out how to get out of here? ―The Bride
Well Elle, a million dollars buys a whole lotta Jack. ―Budd
In fact it’s better than pretty. What’s better than pretty? ―Bill
Maybe I was Japanese in another life. ―The Bride
But if you’re gonna act like a horse’s ass, I’ll spray this whole Goddamn can in your eyeballs. Then you’ll be blind, burnin, and buried alive. So what’s it gonna be sister? ―Budd
That gentled ya down, didn’t it? Yep… ain’t nobody a badass with two barrels of rock salt dug deep in their backyard. ―Budd
Hey hey hey, wiggle worm, look at this. ―Budd
I said – I said – You’re the most beautiful woman I ever saw in the whole white world. ―B.B
I’m not implying anything. ―Bill
Is that that tall blonde one-eyed Viking bitch in the passenger seat? ―Budd
It won’t be necessary for you to give me anything. I’ve surpassed you. I’ll take it. ―The Bride
Since it was a gift from me, why didn’t you offer me the chance to buy it back? ―Bill
Stay in here and don’t come out. If you leave this room I’ll shoot you, comprende? ―The Bride
I acknowledge defeat at the paws of this rat. However, I will not eat this filthy vermin. What I will do… ―The Bride
That’s a lot better. But you’re still too agitated. Can you hear your heart? ―The Bride
Very good, gorgeous. Mommy is gorgeous. ―Bill
No. There wasn’t really eighty eight of them, they just called themselves The Crazy 88. ―Bill
You looked me over when I stood in your doorway. I’m looking you over as I step up to your table. If I don’t know, I don’t throw. ―Bill
Half of Bill’s strength, lies in his talent for the unexpected. ―Hanzo
You know on that beach out there I want you to be the victor? ―Bill
Because he’s a very very very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they get old, they become lonely. Not that that has any effect on their disposition. But they do learn the value of company. ―Bill
Oh yes I can. It’s the shooter’s prerogative, and she knows it. ―Bill
Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of the martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips, at ten different pressure points on your body. And then, he lets you walk away. But once you’ve taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor dead. ―Bill
Can’t we forget the past, and look at the happy side of all this? ―Bill
I know this is a ridiculous question before I ask, but you by any chance haven’t kept up with your swordplay? ―Bill
Oh, you mean the little tow head next to me, who looks extraordinarily like you? ―Bill
Play a game of luck long enough you’re bound to meet some lucky people. ―Bill
Just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You’re gonna have plenty of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that f**ker. ―Bill
Oh, it’s beautiful. But I’m kinda busy at this second, could you possibly come back later? ―The Bride
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FAQs
What is Kill Bill?
Kill Bill is a action movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. It is a martial arts film.
Who are the actors in the movie Kill Bill?
The movie stars Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, Michael Madsen and Vivica Fox and David Carradine.
What is the plot of the movie Kill Bill?
Bill (David Carradine) tries to kill The Bride (Uma Thurman) and her unborn baby.
How many volumes are there in Kill Bill?
There are two volumes in the movie Kill Bill – Kill Bill Vol 1 and Kill Bill Vol 2.
When was Kill Bill Vol 1 released?
Kill Bill Vol 1 was released in the year 2003.
When was Kill Bill Vol 2 released?
Kill Bill Vol 2 was released in the year 2004.
How are Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2 related?
Kill Bill Vol 2 is continuation of Kill Bill Volume 1.
What is the code name of The Bride?
The Bride played by Uma Thurman is code named Black Mamba.
How is The Bride described as?
The Bride (Uma Thurman) is described as the deadliest woman in the world.
Who is codenamed Cottonmouth in the movie Kill Bill?
O-Ren Ishii played by Lucy Liu is codenamed Cottonmouth.
Who is Snake Charmer?
Snake Charmer is the code name for Bill played by David Carradine.
Conclusion
Quentin Tarantino’s 2003 masterpiece, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, has been praised by many as one of the greatest martial arts films ever made.
Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino has won 9th Empire Awards for Best Actress and Best Director for Kill Bill Vol 1. The movie has also won MTV Movie Awards and Saturn Awards
You can check more about these movies on tarantino.info.
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