Spongebob Squarepants, one of the most beloved TV shows of all time, has been around since 1999. That’s 18 years of bringing laughter and joy to millions of people worldwide.
![funny spongebob quotes to brighten your day](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/funny-spongebob-qutoes-for-you.jpg)
His cute character, silly humor, and clever one-liners never fail to bring a smile to our faces.
When you’re down in the dumps, sometimes all you need to lift your spirits are some quality SpongeBob quotes.
Although some of them make no sense whatsoever, they’re still pretty great in their own bizarre way!
There’s no shortage of funny quotes from the show, but these 68 SpongeBob quotes are some of the best that you can use in daily life when you need a chuckle or just want to brighten someone’s day.
Here are some of our favorites… Enjoy!
I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. ―SpongeBob
![I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. ―Spongebob, funny Spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Ill-have-you-know-that-I-stubbed-by-toe-last-week-and-only-cried-for-20-minutes.jpg)
I’m a good noodle! — SpongeBob
![I’m a good noodle! — SpongeBob, SpongeBob funny quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Im-a-good-noodle.jpg)
A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those. —SpongeBob
![A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those. —SpongeBob, funny SpongeBob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/A-Triple-Gooberberry-Sunrise-huh.jpg)
All I know is fine dining and breathing. —SpongeBob
![All I know is fine dining and breathing. —SpongeBob, funny SpongeBob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/All-I-know-is-fine-dining-and-breathing.jpg)
Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions… —SpongeBob
![Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.. —Spongebob, funny Spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Always-follow-your-heart-–-unless-your-heart-is-bad-with-directions.jpg)
And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple. —SpongeBob
![And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple. —SpongeBob, funny SpongeBob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/And-tonight-after-my-big-promotion-were-gonna-party-till-were-purple.jpg)
Aye-aye, captain. —SpongeBob
![Aye-aye, captain. —SpongeBob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/aye-aye-captain.jpg)
Can I be excused for the rest of my life? —SpongeBob
![Can I be excused for the rest of my life. —Spongebob, funny Spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Can-I-be-excused-for-the-rest-of-my-life.jpg)
Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face. —SpongeBob
![Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face. —Spongebob, funny Spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Excuse-me-sir-but-youre-sitting-on-my-body-which-is-also-my-face.jpg)
F is for friends who do stuff together! —SpongeBob
![f is for friends who do stuff together](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/f-is-for-friends-who-do-stuff-together.jpg)
Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material. —SpongeBob
![Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material. —SpongeBob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Gary-Im-absorbing-his-blows-like-Im-made-of-some-sort-of-spongy-material.-—SpongeBob.jpg)
Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off. —SpongeBob
![Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off. —SpongeBob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Good-people-dont-rip-other-peoples-arms-off.-—SpongeBob.jpg)
Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises. —SpongeBob
![Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises. —SpongeBob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Hello-were-with-the-pet-hospital-down-the-street-and-I-understand-you-have-a-dying-animal-on-the-premises.-—SpongeBob.jpg)
Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25. —SpongeBob
![Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Hey-Patrick-I-thought-of-something-funnier-than-24.jpg)
I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary. —SpongeBob
![I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary. —SpongeBob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-have-a-square-head-and-a-real-ghost-has-a-round-one.jpg)
I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss. —SpongeBob
![I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss. —SpongeBob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-have-worked-for-Mr.-Krabs-for-many-years-and-always-thought-he-was-a-great-boss.-—SpongeBob.jpg)
I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin… —SpongeBob
![I knew a guy, who knew this guy](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-knew-a-guy-who-knew-this-guy.jpg)
I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors, indoors, indoors. —SpongeBob
![I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors, indoors, indoors. —Spongebob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-know-of-a-place-where-you-never-get-harmed.jpg)
I’m ready, I’m ready. —SpongeBob
![I’m ready, I’m ready. —SpongeBob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Im-ready-Im-ready.-—SpongeBob.jpg)
I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent. —SpongeBob
![I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Im-so-loyal-I-dont-mind-sleeping-out-in-the-cold.jpg)
I’m ugly and I’m proud. —SpongeBob
![I’m ugly and I’m proud. —Spongebob, funny Spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Im-ugly-and-Im-proud.jpg)
It took three days to make that potato salad, three days!!. —SpongeBob
![It took three days to make that potato salad, three days!!. —SpongeBob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/It-took-three-days-to-make-that-potato-salad-three-days.-—SpongeBob.jpg)
You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. —SpongeBob
![You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. —SpongeBob](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/You-never-really-know-the-true-value-of-a-moment-until-it-becomes-a-memory.-—SpongeBob.jpg)
SpongeBob on the Power of Imagination
With imagination, you can be anything you want. —SpongeBob
![With imagination, you can be anything you want. —Spongebob, funny Spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/With-imagination-you-can-be-anything-you-want.jpg)
We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination. —SpongeBob
![We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination. —SpongeBob, funny SpongeBob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/We-dont-need-television…not-as-long-as-we-have-our-imagination.jpg)
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. —SpongeBob
![Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Well-its-no-secret-that-the-best-thing-about-a-secret-is-secretly-telling-someone-your-secret.jpg)
Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty. —SpongeBob
![Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.- funnny spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Squidward-thats-not-the-peace-treaty-thats-a-copy-of-the-peace-treaty.jpg)
Funny Quotes by Squidward
Another day, another migraine. —Squidward
![Another day, another migraine. —Squidward, funny Squidward quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Another-day-another-migraine.jpg)
But it’s my only night to be fancy. —Squidward
![But it’s my only night to be fancy. —Squidward, funny Squidward quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/But-its-my-only-night-to-be-fancy.jpg)
Everybody’s a critic. —Squidward
![Everybody’s a critic. —Squidward, funny Squidward quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Everybodys-a-critic..jpg)
Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. —Squidward
![Fortunately-I-have-enough-talent-for-all-of-you.-—Squidward](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Fortunately-I-have-enough-talent-for-all-of-you.-—Squidward.jpg)
Future, future, future. —Squidward
![Future, future, future. —Squidward](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Future-future-future.-—Squidward.jpg)
Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent. —Squidward
![Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent. —Squidward](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Hello.-Youve-reached-the-house-of-unrecognized-talent.-—Squidward.jpg)
How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors. —Squidward
![How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors. —Squidward](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/How-did-I-ever-get-surrounded-by-such-loser-neighbors.-—Squidward.jpg)
I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today. —Squidward
![I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today. —Squidward, funny squidward quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-knew-I-shouldnt-have-gotten-out-of-bed-today.jpg)
I might as well sleep for 100 years or so. —Squidward
![I might as well sleep for 100 years or so. —Squidward](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-might-as-well-sleep-for-100-years-or-so.-—Squidward.jpg)
I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. —Squidward
![I order the food, you cook the food.](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-order-the-food-you-cook-the-food..jpg)
You’re terrible! A hydro-what. —Squidward
![You’re terrible! A hydro-what. —Squidward](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Youre-terrible-A-hydro-what.-—Squidward.jpg)
Hilarious Quotes by Mr. Krabs
A five-letter word for happiness…money. —Mr. Krabs
![A five-letter word for happiness…money. —Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs quotes from spongebob,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/A-five-letter-word-for-happiness…money.jpg)
Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one-millionth dollar. —Mr. Krabs
![Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one-millionth dollar. —Mr. Krabs](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Congratulations-sir-You-have-just-given-me-my-one-millionth-dollar.-—Mr.-Krabs.jpg)
Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… smelly. —Mr. Krabs
![Did you smell it That smell. A kind of smelly smell](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Did-you-smell-it-That-smell.-A-kind-of-smelly-smell.jpg)
Give to the Children’s fund? What have the children ever done for me. —Mr. Krabs
![Give to the Children’s fund](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Give-to-the-Childrens-fund.jpg)
I don’t get it. If a free salad bar won’t bring in new customers… what will? —Krabs
![I don’t get it. If a free salad bar won’t bring in new customers… what will? —Krabs](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-dont-get-it.-If-a-free-salad-bar-wont-bring-in-new-customers…-what-will.jpg)
I was five years old and my father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar. Loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together. —Mr. Krabs
![I was five years old and my father gave me a dollarI was five years old and my father gave me a dollar](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-was-five-years-old-and-my-father-gave-me-a-dollar.jpg)
That was the finest fast foodsmanship I’ve ever seen, Mr. SquarePants. —Mr. Krabs
![That was the finest fast foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants.- funny spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/That-was-the-finest-fast-foodsmanship-Ive-ever-seen-Mr.-SquarePants.jpg)
Humorous quotes by Plankton
Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn’t prove a thing. I’m as evil as ever, I’ll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. —Plankton
![Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn’t prove a thing. I’m as evil as ever, I’ll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. —Plankton](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Ah-a-few-blobs-of-ink-doesnt-prove-a-thing.jpg)
F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors. —Plankton
![F is for a fire that burns down the whole town,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/F-is-for-a-fire-that-burns-down-the-whole-town.jpg)
Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy. —Plankton
![Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Goodbye-everyone.-Ill-remember-you-all.jpg)
Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite! — Plankton
![Holographic Meatloaf My favorite!](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Holographic-Meatloaf-My-favorite.jpg)
I don’t get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me. —Plankton
![I don’t get it. No matter what I do](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-dont-get-it.-No-matter-what-I-do.jpg)
I thought I was going to steal something. Can’t imagine why. So, I’m just enjoying this lovely day. —Plankton.
![I thought I was going to steal something.](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-thought-I-was-going-to-steal-something..jpg)
You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you. —Plankton
![You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you. —Plankton](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Youll-never-get-what-you-want-if-you-always-let-people-step-on-you.jpg)
Hilarious Quotes by Patrick
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz. —Patrick
![Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz. —Patrick , patrick quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Being-grown-up-is-boring.-Besides-I-dont-‘get-jazz.jpg)
Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom. —Patrick
![Can I have everybody’s attention… I have to use the bathroom](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Can-I-have-everybodys-attention…-I-have-to-use-the-bathroom.jpg)
Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week. —Patrick
![Can you give SpongeBob his brain back](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Can-you-give-SpongeBob-his-brain-back.jpg)
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are… —Patrick
![Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are… —Patrick, funny Patrick quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Dumb-people-are-always-blissfully-unaware-of-how-dumb-they-really-are.jpg)
I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep. —Patrick
![I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep. —Patrick](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/I-guess-hibernation-is-the-opposite-of-beauty-sleep.-.jpg)
Ha, ha! It’s a giraffe!. —Patrick
![Ha, ha! It’s a giraffe!.](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Ha-ha-Its-a-giraffe..jpg)
Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt. —Patrick Star
![Hello Where’d everybody go Did I miss so.](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Hello-Whered-everybody-go-Did-I-miss-so..jpg)
I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better. —Patrick
![I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/I-was-trying-to-tell-you-that-I-was-choking-on-snow--1.jpg)
I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it. —Patrick
![I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go.](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Ive-waited-years-for-this-moment.-Im-gonna-go..jpg)
Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. —Patrick Star
![Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. —Patrick Star, funny spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Sometimes-we-have-to-go-deep-inside-ourselves-to-solve-our-problems.jpg)
Quotes by Flying Dutchman to Make you Giggle
Booooo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates. —Flying Dutchman
![Booooo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates. —Flying Dutchman, funny spongebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Booooo-Prepare-to-be-burdened-with-the-haunting-memory-of-my-ghostly-ghost-pirates.jpg)
You’re part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It’ll be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive. Just like… daytime television. —Flying Dutchman
Tell you what. You give me back the sock and I’ll give you… three wishes. —Flying Dutchman
![Tell you what. You give me back the sock and I’ll give you.](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Tell-you-what.-You-give-me-back-the-sock-and-Ill-give-you..jpg)
Funny Quotes by Sandy
Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I’m from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail. —Sandy
![Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Boy-that-critter-put-up-some-sort-of-fight.jpg)
Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain. —Sandy
![Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Dont-you-DARE-take-the-name-of-Texas-in-vain..jpg)
I’m hotter than a hickory smoked sausage. —Sandy
![I’m hotter than a hickory smoked sausage. —Sandy](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Im-hotter-than-a-hickory-smoked-sausage..jpg)
You’re about as ugly as homemade soup. —Sandy
![You’re about as ugly as homemade soup.](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Youre-about-as-ugly-as-homemade-soup..jpg)
Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you. —Sandy Cheeks
![Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you. —Sandy Cheeks, funny sponsebob quotes,](https://versesquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Home-is-where-youre-surrounded-by-other-critters-that-care-about-you.jpg)
Quotes You’d Love to Tweet
Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you. —Sandy Cheeks Share on XHow did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors. —Squidward Share on XI can’t see my forehead!. —Patrick Share on XI don’t get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me. —Plankton Share on XI knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today. —Squidward Share on XI thought I was going to steal something. Can’t imagine why. So, I’m just enjoying this lovely day. —Plankton. Share on XIt’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say. —Mr. Krabs Share on XSometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. —Patrick Star Share on XQuotes with Images
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FAQs
How long has SpongeBob been on TV?
SpongeBob first aired on May 1, 1999.
Who are SpongeBob’s friends?
SpongeBob’s friends include Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, and Squidward Tentacles.
What is SpongeBob’s job?
SpongeBob is a fry cook at the Krusty Krab restaurant.
Where does SpongeBob live?
SpongeBob lives in a pineapple under the sea in Bikini Bottom.
What are some of SpongeBob’s hobbies?
Some of SpongeBob’s hobbies include jellyfishing and playing the clarinet.
What is SpongeBob’s favorite food?
SpongeBob’s favorite food is Krabby Patties.
What is SpongeBob’s favorite color?
SpongeBob’s favorite color is blue.
Conclusion
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